[PUCK]

HO HO FUCKING HO

(MONTY PYTHON)

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I’m Rudolph and I quit
Just who does he think he is
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
Cracking that fucking whip
And me stuck up the front
With these other useless cunts
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

And what about us elves
We’ve had enough as well
Working in the freezing factory
Cold as fucking hell
Work until we drop
With our balls freezing up
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I’m Santa Clauses wife
I know what he’s really like
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
He’s a fucking pedophile
A devious old drunk
And I’m married to the cunt
So stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho